Tea Time Joke

                          @ Aur Batao Syndrome @

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Guess we all r suffering frm it..
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Conversation between 2 software engg Friends:
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Sw1---hello
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SW2---hi
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Sw1---hey h r u???
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SW2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???
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SW1---m fine too
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SW2---cool
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SW1---so howz life???
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SW2--gud
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SW1--hmmmm
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SW1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other
side)
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SW2--hmmm everything as usual
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SW2--so wht else???
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SW1--nothing much

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SW2--ok
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SW2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other
side)

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And it goes on like this until they give up
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Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds,
then I guess u r also
suffering from aur batao syndrome It means ur life
is all  screwed up
following the usual monotonous routine.
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Probably u need a change in ur life something which
is  exciting,something
which is adventurous, something which really makes u
feel gud
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Correct????
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yeh sab to thik hai
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AUR BATAO :-)

                                         
                                           @ Just Joking @

Two little boys, aged 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

“Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

“Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “Boss we are in BIG trouble this time.”

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“GOD is missing, and they think we did it!”

:D :D :D

                                 @ Why PAPPU Failed ? @

* Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married.....After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

       because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

* Rahul Gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
  rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......

  Sonia Gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
  Rahul Gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

* santa and banta r discussing-- -------

  santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"

  Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink
   coffee."

* who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
  ThinK......
  Think......
  okay.....

  " KAILASH KHER "
  tere naam se " G " loon....

* Ek nadi thi......

  uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
  pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
  sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

  Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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  Keep Guessing.... ..
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  Chalo yaar....the answer is

  "KISNA"
  Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
  jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
  woh kisna hai

Chalo Friends Aaj Ke Leyae Etna He ... Chay Khatum Ho Gye .....