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* Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


* Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.



* Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi


* After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


* One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


* Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


* Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK.  Cockroach walked.  Then he cut it's second leg and told the same.  Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.   At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.  Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.


* On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why???  A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and  He did it..


* When sarda r was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


* Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin.  Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "


* Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:  Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


* Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?


* Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant:  That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


* Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son:  Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


* Diner:  I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter:  It's no use. He won't eat it either.


* Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


* Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from  me.
Wife:  I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


* Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you  can keep it.


* Father:  Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:  That's why I say she's no good!

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