Jokes Of The Day

Best Error Message Of The
Century.....!! very funny
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An Error Shown By A Computer:-
No Keyboard Connected!!
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Press F1 to Continue... 

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3 chor Santa, Banta aur Pappu police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari.

Santa bola: bow bow..

Police wala: Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari..

Banta bola: meow meow...

Policewala: Isme billi hai...

Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad
Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya??

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Kapil ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH
SIDDHU ki Tasveer lagi hui
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Friend: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhkhi Hai?.
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Kapil: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene
Gaya Tha..
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye leja. ye
LATEST Hai.      

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new in market
Hanumanji:- Bhole Nath ab me dharti par nhi reh skta.
Bhole nath:- kyu?
Hanumanji:- pehle log let k matha tekte the, 
fir ghutne tekne lage,
fir log door se hi sir ko jhuka ke chale jate hai. Mai fir bhi khus tha,
lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gya hai.. 
¥PRABHU¥
aaj mandir me 1 ladki aayi aur hath hila ke boli "Hai HANU" what's up? Aisa Muh kyu fula Rakha hai... 
just chill baby!