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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

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