Time Pass Funny Questions

* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


* Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?


* If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


* What was the best thing before sliced bread?


* Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?


* If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


*If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?


* So what's the speed of dark?