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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Shlokas to reduce effect of Vastu Dosha

          Shlokas to reduce effect of Vastu dosha- Vaastu Gayatri


" Om anugraha rupaya vidhmahe
Boomi puthraya dheemahi
Tanno vaastu purusha prachothayath " 


                   
        Peace and harmony in the house. Also removes Vastu Dosha 


नमस्तेवास्तुपुरुषायभूशय्याभिरतप्रभो | मद्गृहंधनधान्यादिसमृद्धंकुरुसर्वदा||


           Vastu Dosha Nivaran Mantra- removes Vastu Dosha.


वास्तोष्पतेप्रतिजानीद्यस्मानस्वावेशोअनमीवोभवानयत्वेमहेप्रतितन्नोजुषस्वशन्नोभवद्विपदेशंचतुष्प्देस्वाहा

वास्तोष्पतेप्रतरणोएधिगयस्फानोगोभिरश्वेभिरिदोअजरासस्तेसख्येस्यामपितेवपुत्रान्प्रतिन्नोजुषस्यशन्नोभवद्विपदेशंचतुष्प्देस्वाहा | 

वास्तोष्पतेशग्मयार्ठ(ग्वग्सदातेसक्षीमहिरण्ययागातुमन्धाचहिक्षेमउतयोगेवरन्नोयूयंपातस्वस्तिभिःसदानःस्वाहाअमिवहावास्तोष्पतेविश्वारूपाशयाविशन्सखासुशेवएधिनस्वाहा

वास्तोष्पतेध्रुवास्थूणांसनंसौभ्यानांद्रप्सोभेत्तापुरांशाश्वतीनामिन्क्षेमुनीनांसखास्वाहा |

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Life Before Google...


Love You Always

Each day with you covers me more with love & affection
I always wish for a true & best relation forever
I please & thanks to you for being a part of me
Love You Always !!!

Love You God !!

Slowly slowly we crossed a bridge in a year,
Wow !! what a life given by god to me,
I am highly thankful to you...
To give me chance for availing many more years...
The Journey is going on which is extremely wonderful...
Thanks to God :) I Love YOu.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Jokes Of The Day

Best Error Message Of The
Century.....!! very funny
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An Error Shown By A Computer:-
No Keyboard Connected!!
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Press F1 to Continue... 


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3 chor Santa, Banta aur Pappu police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye.

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari.

Santa bola: bow bow..

Police wala: Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari..

Banta bola: meow meow...

Policewala: Isme billi hai...

Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad
Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya??


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Kapil ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH
SIDDHU ki Tasveer lagi hui
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Friend: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhkhi Hai?.
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Kapil: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene
Gaya Tha..
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye leja. ye
LATEST Hai.      


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new in market
Hanumanji:- Bhole Nath ab me dharti par nhi reh skta.
Bhole nath:- kyu?
Hanumanji:- pehle log let k matha tekte the, 
fir ghutne tekne lage,
fir log door se hi sir ko jhuka ke chale jate hai. Mai fir bhi khus tha,
lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gya hai.. 
¥PRABHU¥
aaj mandir me 1 ladki aayi aur hath hila ke boli "Hai HANU" what's up? Aisa Muh kyu fula Rakha hai... 
just chill baby!  

Sunday, November 24, 2013

How to make Methi papad ki sabzi?


Ingredients :

Heat 4 tablespoons oil
Add 1 teaspoon mustard
2inch cinnamon
5 broken red chillies
A pinch asafetida
1 teaspoon turmeric
2 teaspoons coriander powder
1½ teaspoons chilli powder
¼ cup soaked and boiled fenugreek seeds

Direction  : 

Add 2 cups water. Add salt, 4 kokum petals, and 1½ tablespoons jaggery. Simmer for 4 mins. Add cut 8 moong dal papads into finger sized strips, stir, cover and cook on low heat till papads are done. Add 2 coriander leaves. Serve hot.



Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Joke - Dedicated to all corporate guys

Dedicated to all corporate guys :

Ek boss apne employee se bola - ek din aisa aayega ki khane ko kuch nahi hoga, pine ko pani nahi hoga, sara petrol khatm ho jayega, log ek dusre ke dushman ban jayenge, dunia me hahakar mach jayega...

Employee - "Sir, uss din bhi office Aana hai kya"..... 

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Instant Biscuit Cake

Sharing the cake made on my husband birthday & the case was extraordinarily amazing :)

Ingredient :


2 packet of hide & seak Biscuit
2 packet of parlay-g biscuit
2 teaspoon of eno


1.5 & 1.5 cup of milk
Toffee soff one small packet


Procedure:


  1. Take a big bowl and crush both 2-2 packers of biscuits from hand.
  2. Take mixer grinder & add biscuit mixture in pot & grind it to get it in powdered form
  3. Add 1 or 1.5 cup of milk so as to make mixture in viscous form.
  4. When mixture gets ready add 1 spoon of eno and grind once again
  5. Now add the mixture to tumbler which is greased with oil or ghee
  6. Put the mixture filled tumblar in microwave oven by putting plastic plate over tumbler
  7. Bake the cake for 10 minutes & your cake is ready to eat. 
  8. You can add Toffee soff over the processed cake to decorate.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

What Peace Actually Is !

" To me peace is the state when there is no desire to get or achieve. To give or take or we can say a pure silence from inside. "

माही v/s प्रिन्स

माही v/s प्रिन्स

इस कविता से मैं खुदा से उन मासूमो के गुनहगारो को सज़ा देने की फ़रियाद करता हूँ ,

वसुंधरा की गोद में , कितने मासूम सो गये |

रह गया आँगन ये सूना , बिन कफ़न के जो गये ||

दोष क्या था उनका , मासूम सी वो जान थी |
भूतल पर गड्डा मौत का , जान वो अनजान थी ||

जन्म दिवस मना रहा था , कोई गाना गा रहा था |
देखते ह़ी देखते , कोई मौत को बुला रहा था ||

आज मेरा वार था , ख़ुशी का वो त्यौहार था |
सब चले गये थे घर को , किसीको मेरा इंतजार था ||

उस रात की वो बात थी , कदम कदम पर मौत थी |
खुद से मैं यूँ लड़ पड़ी , क्यों कुएं में फिसल पड़ी ||

कोई खींचता चला गया , वो रास्ता अजीब था |
कोई हाथ न पकड़ सका , येही मेरा नसीब था ||

एक आवाज मेरी थी , वो मुझको ह़ी पुकारती |
गड़ गयी खड़ी खड़ी , मैं आंसमां निहारती ||

दम निकल रहा था मेरा , मन मचल रहा था मेरा |
सिस्कियों की मौत थी , बदन भी जल रहा था मेरा ||

आखरी सलाम कर , उस हिचकी ने सुला दिया |
मोती मेरा गिर सका न , कितनो को रुला दिया ||

प्रिंस कोई बन गया, प्रिंसेस मैं न बन सकी |
मात कोई दे गया , मैं मौत से न लड़ सकी ||

दर्जनों की मौत का जिम्मेदार कौन है ?
मासूमो की मासूमियत का हत्यारा कौन है ?

About My LOVE :)

U Look so smart !!!!
Ur features are extraordinary, U Attract many by ur looks ,
Without you i feel the world has come to an end ,
When I want u , ur always near me & within my reach,
U rescue me by all means !!!!

U r so easy going , Down to Earth to all ,
U r not for any Caste & Creed ,
Ur attitude is the same for Rich & poor ,
OH God ! There is so much to praise you ,
Thanks to ur father !!!!

My Love I never wan to miss u ,
U should be my Life for ever & ever,
When some one scar an eye on you ,
I fear if u will live me ,I just want to protect u by all means !!!!
U should only obey me & listen to me 24/7 ,
Yes ! I realize that u too love me the same as I am to u …......

I show all my emotions to u , I cry , laugh , hell & what not ???
Yet u r the same to me at any time ,
When my friends want to spend some time with u ,
I allow u ,without any options,
Eagerly awaiting when u will come back to me !!!!

Yes u r always my sweet little Cell Phone, who will follow me all my life...........................

Nadi behti rehti hai ..

Nadi behti rehti hai rukne ka naam nahi leti ,koi talash koi manjil nahi malum , mai bhi talash kar raha hu magar kis manjil ki manum nahi.

Titli ko dekha , bhauro ko dekha phulo se paraagkano se ras chuste eraada unka dekha ,' o' ho bas yehi talaash hai , mai bhi talaash kar raha hu magar kis manjil ki malum nahi.

Kia wah talaash prem ki hai haa ho sakta hai , prem kia hai wahi to prem hai bhoro ka titlio ka jo wah talaash kar rahe hai .

Khayaal karta hu ki prem hi dunia hai jahaan hai to log etne heiwan kui bane hai ,kabhi paise ke piche bhagte to kabhi ensaaniat ko kuchalte ,choro yeh unki jhuti talaash hai .

Prem kia hai ,prem sagar hai to prem anant hai.

Mai bhi talaash kar raha hu magar kis manjil ki malum nahi kuiki jindagi ek talaash hai

How does it work..

How does it work up there

Or down, Wherever

Souls stacked in huge tins

Bodies queued up -

In long assembly lines

So where are they sealed

I guess the neck, No -the skull

Filling a common potion in each -

Humanity they say - Laughable

Then there's a unique run

Through a handcrafting mill of sorts

Grafting individuality

Another face to forget

A heart to feel, to throb -

No warranty, the print reads

A mind that schemes -

To make, to mar

Some genes sprinkled-

Link to the previous node

A pinch of past thrown in -

How do we justify prodigies then

A learning engine -

Learns backwards I fear

Then the tag which stamps all-

Address, Time, Place

Did I hear - fate too

MRP just reads- HUGE

No Cash On Delivery

In small print -

Everybody pays

Na jane kyu ye lagta hai ..

Na jane kyu ye lagta hai ke jaise dard ab pyaara lagta hai,
Har tanhai bhara lamha saath tumahara lagta hai;
aur
Bhale deedon se ye mooti nuur k roola kerte kai,
par ye hi vo kuch pal hai jo laboon pe muskurahat ghoola kerte haii...!

DO ROTI KI MAJBOORI

Nayan bhigokar, peer piro kar, Bhar kar hridaya udasi .
Chutki bhar sindur sajakar tum ban gaye pravasi.

Dekh na paye apne aagan main, bacchon ka dag bharna .
Uthkar girna, girkar uthna,chalna uthna ,aur girna .

Do roti ki yeh majboori nahi gavara hai .
Sang raho, bhukho hi marana, hmako lagata pyara hai.

Sun na sake nannhain munahon ki kabhi totali bhasha.
Chitak chitka raha gai jindgi aur tut tut ke abhilasha.

Mar jati hoon laaj ke mare kaisa ajab vidhan hai .
jab baccho ko deni padti hai baapu ki pahchan hai.


Nari ke kartabyon ka kya yahi najara hai .
Sang raho, bhukhoon hi marna hamko lagata pyara hia .

Aaye khahan kbhi tum bus aata sandesh hai .
jo kal tha ajj bhi wahi jivan ka pariwesh hai .

Wahi gali kuche , vasinde wahi purana gaon.
Poorab se aati Purvaiya vahi neem ki chaon .

Yado ka anmol ratan hi ,sirf hamara sahara hai .
sang raho bhugho hi, marna hamko lagta payar a hai .

Dhund Raha Hun Kaab Se...

Dhund Raha Hun Kaab Se, Phir Bhi Talash Hai Baaki….
Bhahut Baki Hai Zami, Aur Abhi To Pura Aakash Hai Baaki. !!

Lagta The Jaab Paa Lee Saare Khushiyan ,
Khuli Aankho Se Dekha, Abhi To Agaaz He Hai Baaki ..
Phir Uss MOD Pe Aa Ke Khada Hun ….
Jaha Saath Chorte Saab Ne Kaha Tha …
RUKO YAAR “Jaldi Kya Hai ” Abhi To Puri Raat Hai Baaki !!

Jodte Hue Har KADI Dosti Ke..
Reh Gaye Jo Piche Wo YAAR hai Baaki !
4 Se 2, Aur Aab 1 He Reh Gaya Hun ..
Aur Kehne Ko To Abhi PURI UMAR Hai Baaki ….!!

Na Jane Tujhse Milne Ki UTNI Khushi Kyun , Na Hue ..
Par Jate Hue Jo CHOOR Gaye Wo Kasak Dil Mein Hai Baaki ..!
Aansuon Ne Bhi Jaab Saath Choor Diya ..
Taab Saath Dete Rahe Woo, Tere Yaadein Purani … !!

Kuch Naya Aur Khaas To REH Nahi Gaya DARMIYA ….
Baas Wo Khilkhilate Hue Pal Ki Yaadein Hai Baki ..!
Na Khatam Hai Zindgi ,Na Khatam Hai Raste ..
BASS JO PHIR HO JAYE SAABKI MULAKAT …
KOI EK AISA ITTEFAK HAI BAAKI …..!!

Dhund Raha Hun Kaab Se, Phir Bhi Talash Hai Baaki….!!

Why Relations Break ??

Why Relations Break?????
Why we sometimes fail to live them???
Even when we know that their emptiness can’t be refilled..
We ignore our heart,
Listen up to our mind
Yeah the mind…..
That turns us into practical client
... Forces us to leave the love and emotions behind
Sometimes the fake anger and ego drags us behind
And all the right things we decline
But the saddest part is that
We really don’t realize what is being left behind.
All this is done so that our ego and anger are satisfied
Best buddies are hard to find and strong relations are hard to build
Then why for a stupid reason everything is ruined?????????

Woh puchti hai....

Woh puchti hai mujhse main usse itna pyaar kyu karta hun..?
Maine kaha ek tamanna hai tumhe paane ki...
Woh puchti hai har waqt udas kyu rehte ho.?
Maine kaha koshish hai tumhe har Khushi dilane ki...
Woh Kehti hai Har waqt sochte kyu rehte ho.?
Maine Kaha aadat ho gayi hai tumhe khayalo mein apna banane ki..
Woh kehti hai main na mili toh.?
Maine kaha toh tammanna hai zindgi mitane ki..
Woh Kehti hai tumhe kya milega mar kar.??
Maine Kaha ek ummed, agle janam me tumhe apna banane ki..

Mann ki udaan....

Mann ki udaan is masti bhari hawa k saath,
kyo na main bhi udd jaun.
in natkhat pyaare baadlo k saath,
kyon na main bhi shor machaun.
In rang birange panchiyon k saath,
kyon na duniya ki sair lagaun,
har ujale din aur kaali raat k saath,
kyon na khud ko bhool jaun.
Khoob khelo khub khao,
aur chotti si baat par hi rooth jaun.
In bhole bhaale bachchon k saath.
Kyon na main bhi bachcha ban jaun.

Gujar rahi hai ...

Gujar rahi hai jindagi khuda ke bakhse huye palon mai.
Pal Pal karke ye pal bhi gujar jaynge.
Aur ek din inhi palon ke sath hum bhi gujar jayenge.
Kal hamare kadam jameen pe pade ya nahi pade,
Par dilon mai kadmon ke nishan chhod jayenge.

Mai kuch aisa karna chati hu...

Mai kuch aisa karna chati hu yad rhe duniya ko,
kuch aisi kasisi chodh jana chati hu yad rhe duniya ko,

Mana fool nhi kate hai mere path mai ,
per mai kato se perna lena chati hu ,
jap nhi jeevan mai toh mai tap ker jeena chati hu,

Kartivyo ke nadeept se jag ujjawal kar dena chati hu ,
meethe meethe karmo se mai sab ko moh lena chati hu,

Mai marna nhi chati,
mer ker amar ho jana chati hu mai,
khud nhi per itihas per apni amith chaap chodh jana chati hu
Mai kuch aisa karna chati hu.......................

Papa Khete..

Papa Khete Padho Baith Kar
Mujhko Nend Stati Hai
Koshish Karti Aakhen Kholun
Palken Jhuk Jhuk Jati Hain
Gardan Me Jhatka Jab Lagta
Tab Aakhen Khul Jati Hain
Me Pustak Ko Tabhi Uthati
Palken Jhuk Jhuk Jati Hain
Echcha Hoti Per Pasarun
Chupke Se So Jaun Me
Meethe Sapnon Ki Duniya Me
Jakar Maza Udaun Me
Ghadi Aalsi Jaldi Chalkar
9 Bhi Nahi Bjati Hai
Padhti Kab Padhne Ka Bas Yahi Natak Krwati Hai !!!!!!!!!!

Mamma Papa

I should laugh or should i cry,
Where is my innocent childhood,
when the world seemed to be fair.

when everybody seems to be selfless,
everybody was there for my care.

Muma !! Is it my fault that i have grewed up,
yea Dad its mine that i have screwed up.

Now no body cares for me,
why i have to live alone.
why i have to earn my livings,
muma am i now not your son now.

You always made me laugh muma ,
than why i made you cry.
You always kept me in your chest muma
than why i said you goodbye.

People called me heartless,
but i loved u muma.
im feeling so helpless,
just heal ma soul muma.

I was born in your lap muma
i was brought up in your hand,
i want to die in you lap muma,
God Punish me for my sins
and bury me in the sand...

Jab Jab yad hame aati hai...

Jab Jab yad hame aati hai apne alhad bachpan ki..
yad hame aati hai jab us chanchal natkhat jeevan ki..
kitna sundar jeevan tha vo koi fikr na koi tension thi..
bas keval apni hi masti apne khel ki tension thi..
har cheese ko pane ki jid karna vo rona or lot machal jana..
kitna pyara lagta tha sun ma ki lori so jana..
bhool nahi pate hai kabhi ham dada, dadi, nana, nani ko..
yad aaj bhi rakhate hai ham unki sunai har kahani ko..
nahi bhed jante the bachpan mai jati dharm or sampradayo ka..
nahi antar malum tha hamko apne or parao ka...
par ab ye sab to beeti baten sunahi hai...
nahi rahi haqiqat jabse aayi jawani hai....

Hindi Quote...

Aankho ke niche aansuoo ki dhara ban gai, jo socha na tha wo takdir ban gai, arree humne to unhi ungaliyea pheri thi ret me, palat ke dekha to uski tasvir ban gai...

Kuch is tarah se..

" Kuch is tarah se dekhti h teri aankhe muje ki puri umar unhe dekhna chahun..
nahi pata ki teri aankho pe jaun ya teri baaton pe jaun
tairna aata h..na jane phir bhi kyun m us samndar me dubana chahun...
nahi pata ki teri aankho pe jaun ya baton pe jaun
mera pyar bhi jayaz h or tera inkaar bhi...par kaise m is dil ko samjhaun
nahi pata ki teri aankho pe jaun ya baton pe jaun "

Naa Jaane...

" Naa jaane sb muhje hi kyu kehte hain k tum usmo bhul jao...
Ae khuda..Koi use kyu nai kehta ke wo mera ho jaye....."

Shayari Dil See

 
" Patra,
unake liye,
kagaj par, shyahi se likha ek kagaj matr,
phadkar phenk dena sehaj,
hamare liye,
dil per likhi ek sunehari ibarat,
jo chindi - chindi hokar bhi saheji jayegi,
nanhe se dil ki tarah."

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Lesson Of Time - Karma

When a bird is alive it eats the ants
When bird is dead. Ants eat the bird
Time & circumstances can change at any time
Don't devalue or hurt anyone in life
You may be powerful today. But remember.
Time is more powerful then you !
One tree make a million match sticks..
Only one match stick needed to burn a million trees.

So be good and so good.

Quotation

Kun dadte hai hum kun jhagde hai hum
Kya aapko illm hai is baat kaa keee
Pal pal marte hain hum

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Never Take For Granted

" I am trying my best & will become as you want me to be. But one request is there that never take me for granted. "

Option of Life

" Options are good fitted with materialist things & do mind it I AM NOT A MATERIAL for you. "

Reaction Of Love

" If every action has equal & opposite reaction then why love for you getting your inverse reaction !!! "

Love Actually

" Love is the world's most adorable or the worst thing. condition applied. "

Quotation Dil See

" I remember the days when my every word, decision matter to u a lot.
And i wondering the days when every step of mine is just the opposite action of your...
Please tel me why it happened & now happening "