TOP Funniest Quotes

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.




I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.




Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.




It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.








"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."


"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."



Mantra to increase memory power

This is a simple three letter Mantra to increase memory power.Many a mes it has been noted that not only children; but adults as well suffer from lapses in memory.
Is has been said that the continuous chanting of the mantra increases memory power.It has also been recommended that this mantra need to be recited 1188 times to show results.